heliolisk:

hankgreensmoustache:

champagne-paradise:

kaworushin:

wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up

omg

what if you got on a plane and then as soon as it took off everybodys clock changed to 20 minutes

this is the shit that fucks you up

Well damn what if the day you got married it changed from 80 years to 5

(Source: darmani, via flomation)

cuteness-daily:

When someone randomly calls you cute and you just

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Yes

(Source: thecutestofthecute, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

adjenai:

fleabittendrifter:

adjenai:

do you ever see something and think "wow. that is violently american”

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You mean like glazed-donut-bacon-cheeseburgers?

exactly

The fuck i didnt know we had these !!!! Im slacking on my American

(via hi)

nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

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"white people can’t twer-"

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

dead-end-kids:

thegreatmingdynasty:

mingclosetbunny:

otp more like
OH
THE
PAIN

OH

THE

PLEASURE

OH
THE
PORN 

my life in several acronyms

(Source: demomann, via doctadonner)

illkim:

Entire Class: *forgets to do homework*

Teacher: Well I guess I won’t count it

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Yes!!!

(Source: illkim, via hi)

mildlyanxiousatthedisco:

untilyourbreathingst0ps:

plushestrumpest:

30secondstocalifornia:

wingscanspeak:

zorobro:

wingscannotspeak:

peetasboxers:

kissyourneck-slitmythroat:

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

First method:

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Well done, i guess…

Second:

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I fucked up

Girls… how?

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

I CANT DO IT EITHER WAY 

YOU CANT DO IT EITHER WAY? HOW THE FUCK DO YOU TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRTS? DO YOU RIP THEM OFF??

This made my life

(Source: princessveroni, via flomation)

Say Anything

1dsexualfrustrations:

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     Hi again ! Story based off Say Something by A Great Big World ft. Christina Aguilera  (: Its kinda short but I hope you like it anyway !

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